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    Asian Punk Rocker

    Now that is a lovely jacket. I think it really brings out the spikes on his head and distracts from his not so appealing face.

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    Pineapple Anyone?

    Would anybody care for some fresh pineapple? He’s got two ripe ones ready to slice open and enjoy. Just remove them from his cheeks and they’re all yours.

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    Anti-Theft Bike Lock

    Check out my new bike lock. It cost a little more than I was looking to spend, but I think it’s worth it. The only problem is I have to feed it too.

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    Nose Full Of Chopsticks

    She was taught not to play with her food, but playing with her food utensils is all good. Have some fun with those chopsticks and put them right up your nose. It’s easier than eating with them.

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    Let’s Go Swimming

    Scuba Dong just can’t wait to get his ticket to the aquarium, so he can go swim with all the pretty fishes. Just look at him licking his lips with excitement.

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    Who Let Wang Out The House?

    Watching anime and playing video games for 9 days straight without sleep has really effected Wang. He shouldn’t have those chains right now. There’s no telling what he might do with them.

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    Do I Rook Pretty?

    Sometimes cosplay is sexy, and other times, it’s just plain creepy. This would certainly fall under the latter. I’m not certain, because you never can be sure with the Japanese, but I wouldn’t guess that Sailor Moon’s target audience is chubby 30 year old virgin men. On second thought, that’s probably exactly who they’re targeting.

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    The Elephant Man

    Some people like the mohawk, some prefer an afro, some go with the old fashioned perm, but then there’s this guy, who wakes up every morning and combs his elephant. You may think it looks silly, but the ladies love the trunk.

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    Don’t Step On My Brue Suede Shoes

    Here’s a man who clearly takes pride in his hair, as should every Elvis impersonator. It’s not easy to be both Asian and the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll, but he pulls it off swimmingly.