Swiss Army Fingernails

This chick is handy to have around. She can open bottles of beer and wine, cut stuff, poke stuff, and […]

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At Least He Matches

I’m not sure if he’s some leather World of Warcraft character or an ultra flamboyant German headed out to Oktoberfest. […]

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Still Needs More Surgery

I can’t tell if he’s trying to look like a vampire, some kind of animal, or just an idiot. I […]

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Having A Bad Hair Day

You can find her at the store, but you’ll never see her in the shampoo aisle. Really any product that […]

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She Looks Good From Behind

Some ladies have eyes in the back of their head, and others have boobs. They’re not the kind you can […]

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They Call Him Spike

Face piercings are fun and all, but they just aren’t freaky enough anymore. But head spikes, they’re for the freak […]

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Jamming On The Nose Flutes

His nose was designed by God to make sweet, beautiful music that he can share with the world. Playing the […]

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What A Cute Bear

This guy is quite bear like, but I think he needs a lot more body hair to complete the look. […]

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Something On Her Mind

She’s got something on her mind all right, and it appears to be penis. And lots of them. Good for […]

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Where Did You Get That Outfit?

I’m not sure what’s up with this freak, but there’s only one place I think he belongs at. Venice Beach. […]

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