New age Centurion.

To me this guys head is like a crazy mix match of ideas…If Centurions were still around this is what […]

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What do you see?

What pops out to you first? A couple eatting dinner? Do you see the skull? Either way it is a […]

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What have I done?!

This look is the look of disbelief. This guy is literally watching the next 5 years in a flash before […]

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You want a cold one?

How many is he offering to share? Is that his sister, wife, or both…All that can be confirmed is NASCAR […]

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How do they fit?

I don’t understand how they fit in those tight pants. In that sentence “they” refers to this mans testicles…Then I […]

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The shirt explains it.

This indeed is what rednecks look like. The mullet is extra points but sleeveless and rebel flags are required.

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Update from my grandparents

Well this isn’t the birthday text I was expecting…They’re so funny. I’m sure they didn’t mean the “goto hell” when […]

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Synthol Man

They said he could be anything, so he became a cloud…Seriously I don’t understand why anyone would do this, unless […]

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Obey your thirst

Well I think it’s official, I will never drink Sprite again. From the look of the stretch marks at least […]

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Gnomes Exist!

Here it is people, undeniable proof of real life gnomes. I wonder if him, and his six brothers are retired.

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