He Can Hear Stars
I’ve seen some starry-eyed people before, but this is the first starry-eared person I’ve seen. It reminds me of those […]
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Raving With Granny
My grandma is cooler than your grandma. She loves to party. We eat some rolls, grab some glowsticks, and hit […]
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She’s Melting
Oh no, she’s melting. Quick call her plastic surgeon. He should be number one on speed dial. I don’t know […]
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Eye See Knives
His mom always told him not to put his fingers in his eyes, so he found something else to use. […]
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Oompa Loompas Night Out
Uh-oh, it looks like a couple oompa loompas escaped from the chocolate factory and are out clubbing in Italy. Or […]
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The Elephant Man
Some people like the mohawk, some prefer an afro, some go with the old fashioned perm, but then there’s this […]
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Real Life Barbie Dolls
Some girls take their love of playing with Barbie dolls a bit too far. Their plastic faces sure look creepy, […]
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Freaky Mouth Piercing
I’m unclear on what exactly is going on inside this mouth. Are those studs going through his teeth? That’s messed […]
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Don’t Sell Him Your Soul
This guy is really freaking me out. I think he’s some sort of devil goat man. Fingernails like that take […]
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