Ass-tonishing Tattoo

I’ve met my share of Samoans, and I don’t know about the authenticity of this one. If this is true […]

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Throwback rivals

Who remembers this? I haven’t even heard the name Adidas outside of making fun of Russian mobsters in the last […]

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A little too sweet.

What truthful advertising you have there man. Only problem is you look a little sweeter than white chocolate. Maybe whipped […]

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Leop-bead

Well look at you Mr. Jaguar. You blend in almost as well as your animal counterpart. The only thing you […]

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Congo 2: Born to be Wild

I don’t know the story to this one, but I already like it more. Thank god Amy lost that talking […]

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Mommy Dearest

Such a happy family. I hope whoevers son that is with that tattoo was beat. Maybe that’s why he wanted […]

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How does he pull that?

So I don’t have much to say about this one 1) because I appreciate the South Park reference 2) how […]

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So that’s the cons of LSD

I’ve searched for proof of harmful effects of hallucinogenics forĀ  awhile now. Well that chapter of my life is over, […]

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Alcohol, your greatest enemy

Aren’t you glad you drank so much now so you can fully enjoy the night. No sir I’m sure you’re […]

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What is it?

I’m so glad I will never have interactions with this thing. Its bad enough when I’m on the phone with […]

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