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    The Ghetto Pharaoh

    The Pharaoh is finished with his grocery shopping and is waiting for the bus to take him home. If you’d like to help him carry his bags, he might just let you have a peep up his skirt. More

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    Bottle Cap Hairdo

    I see the coke bottle caps disposed in the African desert have not gone to waste. They do make fantastic hair accessories. I wonder how her nails look. More

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    Flaming Eagle

    Who do you think is the bigger flamer, him or the eagle? The half and half hair look goes great with the forehead tattoo. Especially if you’re in prison. More

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    Gotta Hand It To Him

    I wonder how many words he can type a minute with those nubby little deformed fingers of his. I bet he’s got some special tricks he can do to really please the ladies. More

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    Pretty Woman On The Train

    Train rides are always much better if there is a hot chick you can look at. And if not, a creepy cross-dressing old guy is pretty entertaining too. More

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    She’s Out Of This World

    She might be from another planet, but that could be the sexiest alien I’ve ever seen. Much hotter than ET. More

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    Knock, Knock

    I’ve been wondering what happened to my door knocker, and here it is. It looked better on my front door. More

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    A Good Hair Day

    That trip to the hair salon was well worth the money. His self-esteem has never been higher. More

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    Everybody Loves Clowns

    Bozo The Clown’s career has really gone downhill over the years. It’s a little sad to see, but I guess that’s just how it goes. More

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