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    Zip It Up Shut Woman

    A zipper on the mouth is a good idea, but it should be on her lips so you can shut her up real easily. I don’t see a practical purpose for a zipper on her tongue. Just a painful one.

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    Freaks In Love

    Aww, it’s always such a nice feeling to see a couple in love. When one freak finds another freak to be life partners, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It’s not often two people can kiss each other through the holes in their lips.

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    Food Tastes Twice As Good Now

    They say two heads is better than one, but what about two tongues? I can’t really see the benefit, other than having your picture posted on freakymart. Maybe she has more fun eating now.