Speedo Simone

Normally when someone calls a man a tripod, I think they are saying he’s freakishly endowed….This however is just as […]

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A Real American Patriot

There’s no better way to celebrate America’s birthday than by throwing on your American flag speedo and helmet, and hitting […]

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Are You Sure You Don’t Have Shorts?

Spring break is almost here, and I see someone who is ready to party. It would be a shame if […]

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I Bet He Always Stays Warm

Unlike most of the freaks we post here at Freaky Mart, this guy didn’t choose to be a freak. He […]

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