Pass Me A Coke

Coca Cola Light has hardly any calories, so it isn’t filling his stomach up, but it sure does a great […]

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Serenity Now

Some people find serenity through peaceful surroundings and meditations, and others find it by putting their baby’s toys through holes […]

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She Really Loves The X-Men

Sure Wolverine is a coo superhero, but not cool enough to make me want to stick giant needles through my […]

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Freaky Mouth Piercing

I’m unclear on what exactly is going on inside this mouth. Are those studs going through his teeth? That’s messed […]

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Tie Your Foot Laces

Always remember to tie your foot laces. You don’t want to trip over them and fall. That could be embarrassing […]

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Metal Bridge Nose

The average nose piercing isn’t quite freaky enough for our man here. He likes to really stand out and cover […]

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Born To Make Sweet Music

He always wanted to be in a band, but couldn’t decide whether to play the ukulele or make music with […]

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Only Freaks Pierce Their Ankle

I’m sure a metal piece through your ankle will serve plenty of purposes, like, uhh, umm, hmm… OK, nevermind. It […]

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Still Needs More Surgery

I can’t tell if he’s trying to look like a vampire, some kind of animal, or just an idiot. I […]

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Unorthodox Acupuncture

Who’s her acupuncturist? Her qi must be flowing hardcore right about now. Too bad her back pain hasn’t gone anywhere.

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