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    Nose Full Of Chopsticks

    She was taught not to play with her food, but playing with her food utensils is all good. Have some fun with those chopsticks and put them right up your nose. It’s easier than eating with them.

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    Metal Bridge Nose

    The average nose piercing isn’t quite freaky enough for our man here. He likes to really stand out and cover his face with metal. I wonder if he could somehow poke his eye out with that thing. I’d like to see that.

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    How To Clear Your Nostrils

    Something about having a little eel slipping and sliding in your nostrils just feels so good, but the real fun starts when you pull out out of your mouth. Now try not to sneeze.

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    Jamming On The Nose Flutes

    His nose was designed by God to make sweet, beautiful music that he can share with the world. Playing the nose flute is no easy task. It takes lots of patience and talent, much like playing the skin flute.

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    Snake Nose Wang At It Again

    Spaghetti noodles just won’t do when it comes to this guy putting something in his nose and pulling it out his mouth. Now it’s snakes, next it’ll be eels, and who knows what’s after that? How about barbed wire?

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    They Tied The Knot

    Well, they did it. They finally tied the knot. Now they’ll be nose to nose for the rest of time. Or at least until they realize how bad of an idea this was. How about a game of tug-o-war.

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    Sharp Sense Of Smell

    This guy could come in as a real handy friend to have around. You never know when you  might need a knife, and chances are you don’t carry one with you all the time. But he has two and I’m sure he’d share if you asked real nice.