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    Introducing Mega Douche

    It would be hard to imagine someone looking like a bigger douche than him. I guess if his collar was popped, he could achieve that. And to think he spent a lot of time trying to look like that. More

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    This Fashion Show Is Gay

    I’m sure this fashion trend is about to blow up, and freaks all over the world will be sporting this attire out and about the town. I’d give $10 to anyone who runs up and spits in his mouth. More

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    Let’s Go Shopping

    It’s time to shop and when you shop you have to look fabulous. This is a good idea to help make navigating the aisles smoother and faster, but it won’t work since the cart is sure to have three defective wheels. More

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    Celebrate Diversity With This Freak

    I don’t think I need to celebrate diversity, because it looks like you’re celebrating enough for everyone. I have a pretty good idea of what his celebration entails too, and I’m happy to not be a part of it. More

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    Oompa Loompas Night Out

    Uh-oh, it looks like a couple oompa loompas escaped from the chocolate factory and are out clubbing in Italy. Or maybe Willy Wonka doesn’t take kindly to their gay lifestyle and gave them the boot. I bet they still sing though. More