Gran Daddy Purp

Oh..This guy? Not exactly the first thing that came to mind, and I’m about 200% he’s not as cool as […]

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Beard…you’re doing it wrong

This guy looks like a pissed European rooster….I don’t even understand how that part of his body grows hair like […]

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Osama Bin O’Neal

This isn’t you’re every day leprechaun…You won’t find fun riddles, rainbows, or a pot of gold here…Just a stockpile of […]

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Flaming Eagle

Who do you think is the bigger flamer, him or the eagle? The half and half hair look goes great […]

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Half Beard Man Arrested Again

You might see his mugshot and think his half beard is just some sort of fluke or temporary thing, but […]

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Don’t Sell Him Your Soul

This guy is really freaking me out. I think he’s some sort of devil goat man. Fingernails like that take […]

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Shopping For Dresses

As pretty as his dress is, he needs another. A creepy, old, Asian guy can never have enough beautiful dresses […]

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Can You Handle His Beard?

Not too many people sport the handle bar mustache these days, but he’s intent on bringing it back. He’s got […]

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Look Into My Facial Hair

The beard looks pretty cool, but the real awesome thing about it is when he spins around real fast, people […]

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Don’t Let Him Borrow Your Brush

This guy has hair covering his whole body, except for his head. I wonder if he ever thought about shaving […]

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