Did you meet my girlfriend yet? You can call her Four Eyes. She's not from around here. Between you and me, this girl is a real freak, if you know what I'm saying. I think you do.

Oh no, look at what he’s done. He overdosed on french fries. We tried to tell him he throwing his life away on all those greasy, fried potatoes, but he just wouldn’t listen. And now he’s unconscious in the tub with ketchup all over the place. Somebody call 911.

Aww, look at that. The little guy can almost reach the big guy’s knee. I wonder how long it would take him to climb all the way up to his head.

At first I was thinking carrot top, but it almost looks more like a native’s tipi to me. I could see sitting down with the counsel inside her hair and hitting the chief’s peace pipe.

Look at this one. He's got all kinds of facial modifications going on here. The split tongue looks fairly new, but the forehead implants have been around a while. I can't wait to see what he decides to do next.