His Name Is Fat Lip
I wasn’t asking if you would fix my computer. I was asking why you would get a giant metal doughnut […]
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One Colorful Face
Her face looks a lot like a bed spread my girlfriend has, minus piercings, and plus a few white streaks. […]
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Listen To Your Lizard
He loves his pet lizard and never goes anywhere without him. It’s not real safe to keep the little guy […]
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She’s So Sophisticated
Nothing says sophisticated like a top hat, monocle, and a handlebar mustache. Since she can’t grow a mustache, she just […]
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Don’t Step On My Brue Suede Shoes
Here’s a man who clearly takes pride in his hair, as should every Elvis impersonator. It’s not easy to be […]
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Head Like A Hole
He needs another tattoo like he needs another hole in his head. Wait, that’s not right. He needs a tattoo […]
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Shopping For Dresses
As pretty as his dress is, he needs another. A creepy, old, Asian guy can never have enough beautiful dresses […]
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Safety First
Safety pins, safety glasses, what’s the difference really? The way I see it, you can make one out of the […]
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The Colonel’s finger licking recipe has had a huge influence on this man’s life, and it’s time he pays his […]
More ->She’s Pretty In Pink
You’ve got to love those kinky girls that get into the bondage scene. She may not have any leather, chains, […]
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