Confederate Man In The House

I’m pretty sure I know who parked the General Lee out front. I see Billy Ray has on his best […]

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Something Fishy About This Freak

Paint some scales and gills on your chest and face, and bam, you’re fish man. Let’s hold him underwater and […]

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Are You Sure That’s Big Enough?

He must have never been told that size doesn’t matter. I guess he’s trying to compensate for something with that […]

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Think I’ll Take A Walk In The Park

I was wondering what Snoop Dogg has been up to these days. I guess he’s put the thug in him […]

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The Odd Couple

Imagine the looks they get when they go out. They’re breaking all kinds of barriers, from race to height. He […]

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What Kind Of Shampoo Do You Use?

  I always wondered how he kept his hair so silky smooth and full of bounce. It’s all in the […]

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You Missed A Spot

Is it possible? Could he really have intended to leave that hair there? It’s like a mullet that’s been disconnected. […]

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Not The Prettiest Schoolgirl

I was wondering what Mr. Miyagi has been up to all these years, and needless to say I was a […]

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They Tied The Knot

Well, they did it. They finally tied the knot. Now they’ll be nose to nose for the rest of time. […]

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I Think He Likes Purple

I think somebody needs to lay off the comic books for a bit. The Purple Bat Boy just isn’t that […]

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