Do you feel down about yourself? Take yourself down to the local comic convention, or gamestop on a midnight game event. Never will you see more losers in terrible costumes unless you go to a clown college.
I like Popsicles, I like Pudding, and I like Bill Cosby. Together though it makes for a disturbing tattoo. Disturbing yet still delicious.
You can’t sleep first
I can’t stress this lesson to you young partiers out there. If you go to a party NEVER fall asleep before others. If you don’t take head to my warning you possibly could sport this hairdo, depending on how bad of friends you have.
Mark it zero dude
Ol’ Walter was many things, but there are a few things you can take to the bank. He followed the rules because this isn’t Nam, and he was always there above and beyond for a friend.
Something’s Wong with your name
Something is not quite right about calling you Chicken Wang and it just feels racist. Then again it’s probably fine because you’re half black…or it’s racist because I assumed he’s half black